February 2012
7 posts
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
so sick of waiting
January 2012
40 posts
“Your first time out of the country
of your own skin, I didn’t bring a map.
...”
– Heather Sommer, Traveler (via grammatolatry)
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"it's not THE Ben Folds Five, motherfuckers" --...
THEY ARE RECORDING A NEW ALBUM I WILL OFFICIALLY DIE HAPPY. THERE IS EVEN A PICTURE FOR PROOF! GAAAAH MY FEELINGS
warthog-chan: r0bertbrowniejr: Yesterday my mom... →
r0bertbrowniejr:
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that…
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“Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are...”
– Sylvia Plath (via roscoe-)
“Go out and do something. It isn’t your room that’s a prison, it’s yourself.”
– Sylvia Plath (via thehaight)
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“Every detail is everything in its place (Aristotle). Literature is a cup
And we...”
– From “To Marina” by Kenneth Koch
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“‘This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
– In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever...
actually just sent myself a text message to hear...
It said “hi chuck bass”
Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
trying to drag text conversations out as long as...
solely because my new notification tone is “I’m Chuck Bass.”
It is not getting old.
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woooo time to get started on my forever to-do list
bye tumblr!
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won a reddit poetry competition
I now feel validated. Posting it here, since it’s now up on the web:
Taking Flight
For Erica Belius i. 6-am cicadas croon on your windowsill and two heads of hair knot on your pillow. There’s something wrong with the shadow on the bed: morning light bends toward you from the steel in his hand. You’re not sure if he’s grabbing back your hair or hers—
Until she shrieks through teeth ...
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just bought the urban decay naked palette
I had no idea I could look this hot. THX MAKEUP
December 2011
42 posts
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My top seven reasons to have a parakeet as a pet
1. They are gorgeous and adorable at the same time 2. They sing beautifully and loudly along to your favorite songs 3. They keep you from being lonely 4. They don’t smell 5. They are very easy to take care of 6. They like to play with bells 7. They are really just very wonderful